Unicorn Humper

So, while at school today, I was dozing off in my last class, praying that the clock on the wall was running late. Unbeknownst to me, one of my friends took our stash of shoplifted post-its, and wrote niggerfaggot, and penis on a number of them, and stuck it to the inside my locker. What's sad is they forgot to close my locker.
As a result, my English teacher came over, saw it, and after school, gave me a lecture about how such words implied the use of narcotics in my life, and how it is a bad impression to give others.

Lovely.