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Dita is said to be performing at the Crazy Horse again for two weeks in March, since we FUCKING love her.

Paris, February 16th 2009 – “Last night, in front of an enthusiastic crowd, Dita Von Teese and the Crazy Horse dancers concluded a two-week run of exceptional performances. Due to overwhelming response, the international queen of burlesque will return to the legendary Parisian stage in March 16th - 27th for another two weeks of critically acclaimed performances.”

Miami, February 9th 2009 - You can also catch a BE COINTREAVERSIAL SHOW at LIV night club, Fontainebleau, Miami Beach. For table reservations and more information please call 305 674 4680 or visit livnightclub.com

Fucking yes. I just hope she doesn't get too tired from all the stress of performing.

PS. Hm, I like the title, "International Queen of Burlesque". Fitting.